Gicu este bec

Gicu are nevoie de cateva zile libere de la serviciu si ca sa-l induplece pe sef sa i le acorde s-a gandit sa faca pe nebunul.
Ajunge mai devreme la munca si se agata de tavan cu picioarele in sus.O colega de birou, blonda, l-a observat cocotat si l-a si intrebat ce face.- Ma dau drept bec ca sa iau cateva zile libere.Apare seful in birou si il intreaba ce face cocotat acolo.- Sunt un bec luminos! exclama Gicu.
– Ai inceput sa deviezi, omule! Iti dau o saptamana libera ca sa-ti revii la normal. Cum a auzit asta Gicu sare jos si iese din birou.

Colega blonda da sa plece si ea dar seful o intreaba:

– Unde te duci, colega?

– Imi pare rau, sefu’, dar nu pot sa lucrez pe intuneric!

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Publicitate

Astazi ascult…Best of Kygo Mix 2016

Astăzi ascult…Mauve – Nightsky 💜🖤

Mauve – Nightsky

Astazi ascult…I see fire , remixul lui Kygo

LYRICS:

„If this is to end in fire
Then we should all burn together
Watch the flames climb high into the night
Calling out father, stand by and we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side

And if we should die tonight
Then we should all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time
Calling out father, prepare as we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky

Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
And I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze
And I hope that you’ll remember me

Oh, should my people fall
Then surely I’ll do the same
Confined in mountain halls
We got too close to the flame
Calling out father hold fast and we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky

Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze
And I hope that you’ll remember me

And if the night is burning
I will cover my eyes
For if the dark returns then
My brothers will die
And as the sky’s falling down
It crashed into this lonely town
And with that shadow upon the ground
I hear my people screaming out

Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze

I see fire, oh you know I saw a city burning (fire)
I see fire, feel the heat upon my skin (fire)
And I see fire (fire)
And I see fire burn auburn on the mountain side”

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Astazi ascult…The Stockholm Syndrome

Ohhh, got the Stockholm Syndrome (x4)

Everywhere I turn I see places where we fell in love

Standing on the platform
Blinded by the city lights
Oh, still I’m so drawn
Sweep me back into your night

Warm wind caress me
Taste just like nostalgia
Wonder if you miss me
Just like I’ve been missing ya

(x2)
Oh, got the Stockholm Syndrome
Everywhere I turn I see places where we fell in love
Oh, got the Stockholm Syndrome
Everywhere I go it’s the city I keep thinking of

Memories embrace me
Hope, oh don’t forsake me now
Once more, entice me
Lure me back into your arm

Warm wind caress me
Taste just like nostalgia
Wonder if you miss me
Just like I’ve been missing ya

(x2)
Oh, got the stockholm syndrome
Everywhere I turn I see places where we fell in love
Oh, got the stockholm syndrome
Everywhere I go it’s the city I keep thinking of

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